Today (or I guess technically yesterday) I went to Magic Kingdom and was struck by DisneyPrince!Blaine feels
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
My mother was shocked that I said “Penis” while we were eating breakfeast
Me: Tumblr is full of Cats, Nutella and Penis
My mother: Laura!
Me: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!!
